LAND BELOW THE SEA LEVEL

So here is the story, I'm very sorry for those who can't even English. lel ... JK ... I need to write it in English cuz I was suppose to write a report regarding to my latest Trip to Netherland all written in English, yet I write it here because I noticed that my writing will be all fucked up. XD. So I'm gonna write all I want to write here (And please don't judge me for that ^^) and do some censorship later on before put it in my paper. WITHOUT FURTHER DUE HERE IS THE STORY :

DAY ONE 

The story begin as I make my very first step into the land of windmill, it was in the morning when me and my friends arrived at Schiphol airport. The very first thing we did was visit the restroom, then not to be mentioned, of course Take Selfie afterward. It was more or less 16 hours of sitting in the horrifying plane. The worst part of it all was when the bathroom make it calls yet cannot be held because the remaining flight time was still too long, Yes that was the first time I take a poopie in a goddamn planie, beside I heard a telling about when you take a poopie in a plane toilet, the poopie will later be send off outside the plane, yet the altitude outside will have it crushed into very little particle, but seriously "WHERE'S THE HUMANITY IN THAT ???!!!", but that is less important now, XD.  Then after I finish I realize that I NEED TO USE A GODDAMN TOILET PAPER ... T3T ... I don't know, Toilet paper just so against my humanity ... T3T ... 

After hours of selfie, we were going outside the Airport, at that time I was so silly to think that outside will be lot warmer than it was in the Airport, yet I never been so wrong in my whole entire life before, the temperature outside was lot colder than it was inside. And after suffering long pain of waiting for the car to pick us up to arrive and selfie, we move our ass up into our first destination the nation that famous as the land below the sea level. 

Our first visit was to Volendam , the city famous of its cheese, Fish and other fresh sea food product. There were fish, shops, foreign people, pier, boats, and fish again. we were doing shopping there and I was like, "Seriously? First day, First place and shopping already? =3=". Then I purchased several merchandises there. After hours of shopping, fooling around and Selfie we gather at a small cafe at the brink of the pier to fill our crumbling empty stomach, rest and enjoy pollution-free air. Then we move to our next tourism spot which is named Keukenhof.

Keukenhof is also known as the Garden of Europe, is the world's second largest Flower Garden following Dubai Miracle Garden. As expected, there was Flowers, Foreign People and Flowers again. =3= . The garden provide us the beauty of hundreds ,from natural up to ill-hybridized, species of flowers for only 15 Euros per entrance ticket and 6 Euros for parking (Only The parking ticket covered by our lecturer =3=). And I was like "Have you ever been thinking how poor your country is that you need to pay parking fee as the same amount of your meal for almost a week back there" cause seriously 6 Euros is worth more or less 100.000 Rupiah and worth 5-6 meals in my campus canteen. =3= . 

After finish and sick of seeing flowers everywhere, We were heading to our home-stay to rest and call it a day. And as additional information we stayed in Vlissingen, the city (not sure if can be called so) where the campus we were going to visit is located. It's in the middle of nowhere, a village far far away from life, take almost 2 hours waiting in car before we arrived there. As we arrived we have to wait again as the key holder was also missing in the middle of nowhere. 

That's all the story for day one, I still have 7 more stories to be told. And please do not hope for a happy ending. Thanks for reading. ^^ . 

(PS: Ima attach some pics later on in case some of you do not believe the shits I've been through. Lel. XD. JK )